There were rumors that Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle were going to make their grand return to Britain to celebrate Christmas with the Royal Family (and that Meghan needed to be in the UK for her trial against The Mail on Sunday, which has been pushed to next Fall), but that’s not going to happen now. And well, if PHG and Meghan ever want to pop over to his homeland for a visit in the near future, they’ll have to sleep on an inflatable mattress in THE QUEEN’s Throne Room or get a room at the Holiday Inn, because The Sun says that they have given the keys to their 10-bedroom England pied-à-terre, Frogmore Cottage, to his cousin Princess Eugenie and her husband Jack Brooksbank. Apparently, they wanted to keep this on the shush so PHG and Meghan had their belongings moved out of Frogwhore (cue up ultra-dramatic music provided by Hans Zimmer) IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT. During that oh-so-dramatic nighttime move, I’m sure the deers and other woodland creatures around there were covering their pillows over their ears like, “The drama of it all! We don’t give a shit!”
THE QUEEN gave Frogwhore Cottage, which is owned by The Crown Estate, to PHG and Meghan a month before their wedding in 2018, and after doing a big $3 million taxpayer-funded renovation, they moved into the house in April 2019, a month before Archie was born. That November, they busted out of the UK for Canada, and two months later they announced that they were done being working royals and would split their time between North America and the UK. Thanks to their huge Netflix deal, they eventually paid back the taxpayer money spent on doing up Frogwhore and got themselves a $14 million mansion in Montecito, CA.
Frogmore is still PHG and Meghan’s UK home, but they’re letting Eugenie and Jack live there for the time being. Eugenie and Jack moved in two weeks ago and the whole switch was a top-secret operation:
“Removal vans pitched up in the dead of the night and cleared out the cottage. They definitely did not want to be seen. Emptying their home and handing over the keys is a pretty strong sign Harry and Meghan have no plans to return. It appears they are tying up loose ends as they plan to extend their stay in the US perhaps permanently.”
Royals: They’re just like us! Only when us peasants move in the DEAD OF NIGHT, it’s because the rent was due three weeks ago and we’re trying to sneakily get out of there without the landlord catching us.
Eugenie is pregnant with her and Jack’s first child, so apparently Frogmore is the perfect place for them:
“Frogmore was kitted out to Meghan and Harry’s tastes with son Archie in mind, so it is the perfect place for a couple to bring up a baby.It has the bonus of being around the corner from her parents and, of course, the Queen. Harry and Meghan didn’t fancy Frogmore for whatever reason but Jack and Eugenie are delighted with it.”
“Harry and Meghan didn’t fancy Frogmore” is a weird way to say “Harry and Meghan didn’t fancy the royals anymore.”
The Sun’s sources also say that PHG and Meghan are very close with Eugenie and Jack and that THE QUEEN and the other senior royals didn’t find out about their agreement until it had already been made.
“Senior royals were initially blindsided by the idea for Harry and Meg to let Eugenie and Jack move in. Obviously the Queen was told after the couples had spoken about the plan. But it is very much a deal done between Harry, Meghan, Eugenie and Jack. There is a close bond between them.”
Buckingham Palace was asked to comment on this and they only said that it’s none of their fucking business:
“Frogmore Cottage is the private residence of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex and as such any arrangements are a matter for them.”
We don’t know how long Eugenie, who’s an associate art director, and Jack, who’s a brand ambassador for George Clooney’s tequila company, are going to live in Frogmore. But royal reporter Omid Scobie, who co-wrote Finding Freedom (with a little help from Meghan), claims that PHG and Meghan are only lending the house to Eugenie and Jack and will stay there whenever they’re in the UK. So much for that inflatable mattress and the Holiday Inn.
This is following a report in The Sun that Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan have “handed the keys to Frogmore Cottage to Princess Eugenie” and Jack Brooksbank after moving all of their belongings out of the property.
— Omid Scobie (@scobie) November 20, 2020
Omid Scobie also shit on The Sun’s claim that Eugenie and Jack didn’t talk to other royals about it. Omid claims that they did and he added that Eugenie and Jack are probably not paying rent to live there. So these two are already rich, have jobs, and they don’t have to pay rent on the recently renovated 10-bedroom house they’re living in?! But well, they will have to drop some coin to remove the pedo stench of delusion, desperation, and bullshit whenever Eugenie’s father Prince Andrew comes to visit.