Here’s a fun game! Guess which baby name is real. Humble Maple, Rumble Honey or Mumble Light Agave Syrup? If you guessed Rumble Honey, congratulations! You are almost as good at choosing a random meaningless combination of words and applying them to an innocent baby as Mormon model Lucky Blue Smith! Sure we could insist that Rumble Honey’s mom Nara Pellman (also a model) share in the blame, but at just 22, Lucky is now the dad of two. According to People, Honey Rumble will join 3-year-old half-sister Gravity Blue, whom he shares with his ex-girlfriend, former Miss Teen USA Stormi Bree, in a lifetime of parental resentment.
Lucky Blue Smith is a dad again!
On Friday, the model announced that he and his wife Nara Pellman welcomed their first child together, a daughter named Rumble Honey.
Smith, who is also dad to daughter Gravity whom he shares with former girlfriend Stormi Bree, also uploaded a few close-up photos of baby Rumble on his Instagram Stories.
Shit, I guess you really are just allowed to name your human child any old thing you like (not true for alien babies like X AE A-Xii Musk who must abide by terrestrial naming conventions). Here’s the very cute baby and her dad who, along with his sisters Pyper America, Starlie Cheyenne, and Daisy Clementine, were plucked from obscurity on the mean streets of Spanish Fork, Utah, and given lucrative modeling contracts. And before you ask, the answer is yes. Yes, they are in a family band — surf-rock quartet The Atomics, because why not?
And here’s mom’s announcement.
It won’t be long before Gravity and Honey Rumble form their own family band. Maybe they can tour and eventually interbreed with the equally dopey named kids of Taylor Hanson’s brood to keep the cycle of abuse (and wholesome family jamming) going for decades to come.